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Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


That's easy, #2.
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Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


I don't believe any of them

1) I once hit a pedestrian at 30mph who stepped out in front of my car
2) I once had a perm
3) I once had an endoscope inserted into my penis
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1) I once got knocked out cold by a footy hooligan while having a 'quiet' meal with my wife.
2) I once set my hair, beard and eyebrows on fire
3) I was once in an ABBA tribute band
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Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


I don't believe any of them

1) I once hit a pedestrian at 30mph who stepped out in front of my car
2) I once had a perm
3) I once had an endoscope inserted into my penis


3.F
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Nope, its the least embarrassing of the 3... ive never had a perm.
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Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:


Nope, its the least embarrassing of the 3... ive never had a perm.

Me neither, but I remember back in the 80, my friend got one- what a card!
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Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


I don't believe any of them

1) I once hit a pedestrian at 30mph who stepped out in front of my car
2) I once had a perm
3) I once had an endoscope inserted into my penis


I visited your home land in 99, it seemed like there was a cross on the side of the road, every half mile.
30mph is more than enough to kill- or did you just wing em?
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It's usually flowers, generally speaking we're not a god-fearing nation. 
I was 17, it was a week after i passed my driving test (i was actually a really good, safe driver) some drunken dude staggered out of the pub, across the pavement and into the road, i didn't have time to react and hit him full on, he flew over the car and landed in a heap on the road breaking his pelvis, leg ect... i was arrested but released after a few hours when they got word from the hospital that he'd admitted it was all his fault.
There's a handrail in front of that pub now. It scared the shit out of me!
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Gnarly, I hit a great horned owl one time, never a human.
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1. I have played music in every state in the USA

2. My mother was a riveter on WWII war planes

3. My first car was a mk1 Ford Cortina
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