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Topic: Two truths and a lie
Posted By: Bob Dale
Subject: Two truths and a lie
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 10:15pm
Very simple thread formula

I'll start by postimg two truths and a lie - quote with your guess as to which is which and you can share yours also and the thread can progress in a fairly straightforward manner.

1. I grew up in a rather fundamentalist church.
2. I memorized all 4 books of the gospel ( Matthew , Mark , like , John ) in high school
3. I drive a 2009 Honda cr-v.



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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 10:27pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

Very simple thread formula

I'll start by postimg two truths and a lie - quote with your guess as to which is which and you can share yours also and the thread can progress in a fairly straightforward manner.

1. I grew up in a rather fundamentalist church.
2. I memorized all 4 books of the gospel ( Matthew , Mark , like , John ) in high school
3. I drive a 2009 Honda cr-v.


2.F


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 10:33pm
In addition to guessing , why not add your own ?


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 10:53pm
as soon as I come up with something slightly clever, but I need some sleep.

Was I right?


Posted By: Yeaster Bunny
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2019 at 12:55am
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

Very simple thread formula

I'll start by postimg two truths and a lie - quote with your guess as to which is which and you can share yours also and the thread can progress in a fairly straightforward manner.

1. I grew up in a rather fundamentalist church.
2. I memorized all 4 books of the gospel ( Matthew , Mark , like , John ) in high school
3. I drive a 2009 Honda cr-v.


Definitely 2.

In the spirit of Bob Dale.

1. My parents are fundamentalist Evangelical Christians.
2. I travelled to Japan as a Christian Missionary.
3. My first pair of "dry" jeans were Nudie Slim Jims

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Posted By: Broark
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2019 at 5:10am
Originally posted by Yeaster Bunny Yeaster Bunny wrote:

 
Definitely 2.

In the spirit of Bob Dale.

1. My parents are fundamentalist Evangelical Christians.
2. I travelled to Japan as a Christian Missionary.
3. My first pair of "dry" jeans were Nudie Slim Jims

My guess is 2.

I'm bad at lying but I'll try my best.

1.) I've visited every continent except for South America and the Arctics.
2.) Despite living in Texas for almost ten years I've never been to a rodeo.
3.) I've got some good stories related to legal prostitution in Singapore.


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2019 at 6:39am
Sansome / yeaster -- both correct . I am terrible at memorizing things .


Posted By: Yeaster Bunny
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2019 at 4:53pm
Originally posted by Broark Broark wrote:

Originally posted by Yeaster Bunny Yeaster Bunny wrote:

 
Definitely 2.

In the spirit of Bob Dale.

1. My parents are fundamentalist Evangelical Christians.
2. I travelled to Japan as a Christian Missionary.
3. My first pair of "dry" jeans were Nudie Slim Jims


My guess is 2.

I'm bad at lying but I'll try my best.

1.) I've visited every continent except for South America and the Arctics.
2.) Despite living in Texas for almost ten years I've never been to a rodeo.
3.) I've got some good stories related to legal prostitution in Singapore.


I’m guessing 3 mate but I’m not sure if you’re meant to tell me or wait for another bro to play. Thought I might get a result with my 3. My parents were never religious but I had a born again happy 👏🏻 period in my teens that lasted into my early 20s. Funnily enough it was probably the Japanese trip that really pushed me towards the dark side. A good time all the same and some of my dearest friendships came out of church. Have never been back to Japan but it’s definitely a place I must visit again.

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Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 6:43am
I’m thinking 1 - nothing about 14 is ever lucky


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 7:48am
1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie

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Posted By: Dr_Heech
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 7:59am
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


That's easy, #2.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:06am
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


I don't believe any of them

1) I once hit a pedestrian at 30mph who stepped out in front of my car
2) I once had a perm
3) I once had an endoscope inserted into my penis


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:10am
1) I once got knocked out cold by a footy hooligan while having a 'quiet' meal with my wife.
2) I once set my hair, beard and eyebrows on fire
3) I was once in an ABBA tribute band


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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:17am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


I don't believe any of them

1) I once hit a pedestrian at 30mph who stepped out in front of my car
2) I once had a perm
3) I once had an endoscope inserted into my penis


3.F
1.F


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:21am
Nope, its the least embarrassing of the 3... ive never had a perm.

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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:25am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:


Nope, its the least embarrassing of the 3... ive never had a perm.

Me neither, but I remember back in the 80, my friend got one- what a card!


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:34am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1. I always tell the truth
2. I always lie
3. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie


I don't believe any of them

1) I once hit a pedestrian at 30mph who stepped out in front of my car
2) I once had a perm
3) I once had an endoscope inserted into my penis


I visited your home land in 99, it seemed like there was a cross on the side of the road, every half mile.
30mph is more than enough to kill- or did you just wing em?


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:50am
It's usually flowers, generally speaking we're not a god-fearing nation. 
I was 17, it was a week after i passed my driving test (i was actually a really good, safe driver) some drunken dude staggered out of the pub, across the pavement and into the road, i didn't have time to react and hit him full on, he flew over the car and landed in a heap on the road breaking his pelvis, leg ect... i was arrested but released after a few hours when they got word from the hospital that he'd admitted it was all his fault.
There's a handrail in front of that pub now. It scared the shit out of me!


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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 9:28am
Gnarly, I hit a great horned owl one time, never a human.


Posted By: CSL
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 10:45am


1. I have played music in every state in the USA

2. My mother was a riveter on WWII war planes

3. My first car was a mk1 Ford Cortina


Posted By: smoothsailor
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 10:59am
CSL,
2


!. I tattooed a blind girl
2. I tattooed a lady while she breast feed her baby.
3. I tattooed a mayor of a small town


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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 11:45am
CSL #1

Smooth, Mayors don’t get tattoos


Posted By: attackwithstones
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 11:49am
1. I have a brain tumor
2. I’ve hung out with Bruce Springsteen
3. I’ve cycled across the US.

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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 12:07pm
Originally posted by attackwithstones attackwithstones wrote:

1. I have a brain tumor
2. I’ve hung out with Bruce Springsteen
3. I’ve cycled across the US.


Many people including my mother-in-law have benign brain tumor’s

So that makes it #3

This shit is easy😜


Posted By: attackwithstones
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 12:14pm
Damn that was fast!

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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 12:20pm
You guys are lobbing softballs, Hellen Keller, with no outside help could have guessed Maynard’s😬


Posted By: CSL
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 12:25pm
The answer to mine is actually No.3. My first car was a MkII Cortina.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 12:28pm
Originally posted by CSL CSL wrote:

The answer to mine is actually No.3. My first car was a MkII Cortina.


Bloody hell- guess it’s not that easy.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 12:32pm
Hold on CSL- Hawaii and Alaska?
This isn’t 2 lie’s and a truth?


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 12:47pm
Originally posted by CSL CSL wrote:

The answer to mine is actually No.3. My first car was a MkII Cortina.


Had milk been in my nose , it might have chortled out.


1. The reason I don’t shop at Walmart mart is because I worked for them briefly .
2. The reason I don’t drink Pepsi is because I worked for them briefly.
3 . The reason I don’t eat Little Debbie snack cakes is because I worked for them briefly.


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 2:08pm
1. I was once on the cover of the biggest magazine in the world
2. I was the middlesex under 18’s tap dance champion
3. I was circumcised by the the the same fella as Prince Charles.

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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 2:26pm
2&2

Bob your a crazy coke fan- but you might be upping your game?

Mr B- you guys are clever- still going with 2&2


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 4:15pm
Radio silence usually means

You guessed it😬


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 6:20pm
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

1. I was once on the cover of the biggest magazine in the world
2. I was the middlesex under 18’s tap dance champion
3. I was circumcised by the the the same fella as Prince Charles.

if 2 is even slightly true - as a moderator i request, nay I demand a demostration of  any tapdance skills which remain

S a N s O m E - im wildly obsessed with coca-cola, no possible way i could be gainfully employed now or ever by pepsi


Posted By: CSL
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 8:10pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Hold on CSL- Hawaii and Alaska?
This isn’t 2 lie’s and a truth?

I've played in Hawaii a couple of times. A house concert on the big island & a swing dance event on Oahu.

While I've never had a gig in Alaska I played on a cruise boat while in Alaskan waters. Hopefully that counts.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2019 at 9:26pm
Originally posted by CSL CSL wrote:

Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Hold on CSL- Hawaii and Alaska?
This isn’t 2 lie’s and a truth?


I've played in Hawaii a couple of times. A house concert on the big island & a swing dance event on Oahu.

While I've never had a gig in Alaska I played on a cruise boat while in Alaskan waters. Hopefully that counts.



Fair enough, that counts.


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 12:14am
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Radio silence usually means

You guessed it😬


Or that I went to bed, but yeah you’re also right, curse you 😉

I did convince an old flat mate that it was true. He believed me for years, even with evidence of my attempts at tap-dancing.

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Posted By: smoothsailor
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 6:36am
Sansome, yes. I didn't tattoo a mayor. Did tattoo all walks of life though

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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 9:48am
Mr B yes!

Smooth yes!

Those were tough ones.


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 6:21pm
1.  I've never seen or read anything associated with Harry Potter
  2.  I've never seen any of the matrix films
 3. I've never seen or read any of the Lord of the Rings materials 


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 9:00pm
Multiple lines of reasoning here, but I’m going with #2


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 9:03pm
To keep things suspenseful I'll delay telling which are true and which are a lie. I'd also love to hear your lines of reasoning. .


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 10:13pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

To keep things suspenseful I'll delay telling which are true and which are a lie. I'd also love to hear your lines of reasoning. .


At first, I thought you being a sort of young dude, I ruled out Matrix and the lord.
Then I took into account your religious background- that trumped my first reason.
So Barry Potter was definitely a no go, then for almost the same reason, I took out
The lord.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2019 at 10:19pm
1. My first vehicle was a 67 Ford Mustang.

2.My second vehicle was a Ford ranger Truck.

3.My third vehicle was a Chevy 2500 full size truck.


My daughters friends were tipped off to DB
I deleted my first post.


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 4:23am
3 was the lie ... I watched about an hour of lord of the rings, and fell asleep .


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 6:51am
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

3 was the lie ... I watched about an hour of lord of the rings, and fell asleep .



Shizle!


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 7:50am
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

1. My first vehicle was a 67 Ford Mustang.

2.My second vehicle was a Ford ranger Truck.

3.My third vehicle was a Chevy 2500 full size truck.


My daughters friends were tipped off to DB
I deleted my first post.



$10 extra- on my next purchase With you B

No pressure😬


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 12:27pm
I'm gonna go with 3 , the other two vehicles mentioned are Fords.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 1:09pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

I'm gonna go with 3 , the other two vehicles mentioned are Fords.


Practice falling down, I’ll be over in 20 minutes.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 1:13pm
My favorite Richard Belzer line^^^
Shit I’m not a ford guy- I thought you might have seen my 4th vehicle- Chevy full size pickup
My 3rd vehicle was a Toyota truck
I’ll have to factor in- faulty logic next time.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 6:09pm
1. I own a deadstock 1915 LVC 501

2. I own a deadstock 1933 LVC 501

3. I own a deadstock   Pair of Buckaroos (Mister Freedom)


Double down Bob


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 6:16pm
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

1) I once got knocked out cold by a footy hooligan while having a 'quiet' meal with my wife.
2) I once set my hair, beard and eyebrows on fire
3) I was once in an ABBA tribute band


Pretty darn sure I guessed this right 00
Your way too squirrely to get knocked out at dinner.


Posted By: likeacannon
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 6:33pm
Sansome imma guess number 2

1) I once learned two languages just to read one book
2) My ancestor signed the Declaration of Independence
3) I have someone else's femur


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 6:40pm
Originally posted by likeacannon likeacannon wrote:

Sansome imma guess number 2

1) I once earned two languages just to read one book
2) My ancestor signed the Declaration of Independence
3) I have someone else's femur



My reasoning for the UK boys is- if it sounds too good to be true, it’s probably true.
Hmm is that going on here too?


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 9:15pm
Originally posted by likeacannon likeacannon wrote:

Sansome imma guess number 2

1) I once earned two languages just to read one book
2) My ancestor signed the Declaration of Independence
3) I have someone else's femur




3. Sounded like BS- but probably true
Working out the others

Bob we don’t have all day
Make your move👈🏽


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 9:40pm
Originally posted by likeacannon likeacannon wrote:

Sansome imma guess number 2

1) I once earned two languages just to read one book
2) My ancestor signed the Declaration of Independence
3) I have someone else's femur



First impression was 3 being bull, and that still might be the one?

#1 sound like the purest for of bull shizle and could also be just that?

You could be drawing me into #2

I’m probably wrong?

#2 final answer


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 9:49pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

1. I own a deadstock 1915 LVC 501

2. I own a deadstock 1933 LVC 501

3. I own a deadstock   Pair of Buckaroos (Mister Freedom)


Double down Bob


The 33s ... You don't own the 33s deadstock


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 10:15pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

1. I own a deadstock 1915 LVC 501

2. I own a deadstock 1933 LVC 501

3. I own a deadstock   Pair of Buckaroos (Mister Freedom)


Double down Bob


The 33s ... You don't own the 33s deadstock


Bob you better copyright this game quick.

I need the video clip, when when Gene Wilder yells at Charlie bucket.......because

Your wrong Bob......Wrong you get Nothing

We’re even😁


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 1:50am
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

1) I once got knocked out cold by a footy hooligan while having a 'quiet' meal with my wife.
2) I once set my hair, beard and eyebrows on fire
3) I was once in an ABBA tribute band


Pretty darn sure I guessed this right 00
Your way too squirrely to get knocked out at dinner.


No you're wrong I did!
We was having a meal upstairs at this rowdy pub one Saturday evening (this was probably 20yrs ago) which coincided with a footy match, the results of which meant that Sheff Utd went down a division or something (i don't fucking know)
Anyway we had to leave down some stairs and through the bar which was getting torn apart by footy hooligans, they were throwing pint glasses around, a chair had gone through the window, it was total carnage, the bar staff were hiding on the floor behind the bar and the filth were poised outside in riot gear ready to storm the joint.
As we got downstairs into the stairwell my Mrs said "Oh ive left my umbrella under the table" i said "i'll run up and get it"... as i got back 1min later she was getting chatted up by some Stone Island wearing wanker, i walked up to them looking hard as fuck with the polka dot brolly in my hand... one dude behind me pulled on the brolly backwards which caused me to turn around and as i did another hulk of a man twatted me full on in the face, i think they'd lined it up. Ouch

Ive never been in an ABBA tribute band but it would be a dream come true, if there are any out there lacking a Benny or Bjorn (or even an Agnetha) you know where i am.

"The endoscope incident/penis-gate" it was my Mrs's 30th birthday, we was hooking up with friends and going to an all nighter in Manchester.. getting the train back to Sheff on Sunday morning, I was planning on getting absolutely wasted (we all were) but this was 5.30pm, we had only just arrived in Manchester and i'd ordered my first pint of Hoegaarden (which was a thing at the time) i should also add that i had been out till 6am the night before so this was 24hrs into a 48hr weekender.
Anyway.. all of a sudden i started to feel dreadful with flu type symptoms...long and very painful story short i had a really aggressive kidney infection which has left scaring on my right kidney, thanks to the good old NHS your not discharged from their care until full explorotory has taken place (which can often take weeks) ultra-sound's and wot-not oh and the endoscope. It was awful, when i saw it... i wasn't even sure that it was going to fit Embarrassed LOL
Well..no lasting damage, i made a full recovery after some intravenous antibiotics, my Mrs still hasn't forgiven me for ruining her birthday.


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Posted By: killer b
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 3:13am
What was the Manc allnighter? Most of my raving was done in Manchester, we probably passed like ships in the night...


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 3:14am
You may have even gurned at each other Tongue

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 3:35am
Originally posted by killer b killer b wrote:

What was the Manc allnighter? Most of my raving was done in Manchester, we probably passed like ships in the night...


We probably did, my Mrs used to live in Manchester when we first met as loved-up teenages, she was on placement living in a hotel doing a restaurateurs diploma.
I'm not actually sure Joe, the friends we were hooking up with were her old Manchester buddies, they pretty much had everything arranged. We were supposed to be meeting them at that dark bar nr Tib street halfway between Finders Keepers Records and Love Saves the Day just around the corner from the outdoor markets..the name escapes me?


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 4:01am
I should save all this for the memoirs..


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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 7:02am
I should have known 00, your footy hooligans make our American football clowns look like teetotalers.
My win/loss record feels knocked out, but by your original description of the event vs the actual story,
I’ll take the double loss, and - put a asterisk, next to one of your wins.

Plus 1 for the story


Posted By: likeacannon
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 10:25pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Originally posted by likeacannon likeacannon wrote:

Sansome imma guess number 2

1) I once earned two languages just to read one book
2) My ancestor signed the Declaration of Independence
3) I have someone else's femur



First impression was 3 being bull, and that still might be the one?

#1 sound like the purest for of bull shizle and could also be just that?

You could be drawing me into #2

I’m probably wrong?

#2 final answer

Ding ding ding, Johnny tell him what he's won!

That was quite the deductive reasoning there (or just a good shoot from the hip).


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2019 at 10:39pm
Yes!🔥🔥🔥💪🏽


Posted By: mr randal
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 2:07am
1: I have had 5 broken bones in the last 8 years

2: I share a birthday with Adolph Hitler

3: I once, at work, walked in on a billionaire hedge fund manager having sex in a hot tub


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 4:28am
Originally posted by mr randal mr randal wrote:

1: I have had 5 broken bones in the last 8 years

2: I share a birthday with Adolph Hitler

3: I once, at work, walked in on a billionaire hedge fund manager having sex in a hot tub


2


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 7:18am
Originally posted by mr randal mr randal wrote:

1: I have had 5 broken bones in the last 8 years

2: I share a birthday with Adolph Hitler

3: I once, at work, walked in on a billionaire hedge fund manager having sex in a hot tub


I’m forgetting when your B-day is? Probably true
3 sounds like bull, but I know you work at some pretty posh places.
1 is the trick question- I think the broken bone count is off.

#1

Final answer


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 7:54am
This was the 70’s and 80’s

1. Swatted on my rear by the principal.

2.Choked with a chain belt by my wood shop teacher.

3. Teacher put a Vulcan death grip on my neck.

Are you man enough Bob
Man enough to take my $10

Cannon- not from the hip, I lost sleep over getting this right.


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 8:06am
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

This was the 70’s and 80’s

1. Swatted on my rear by the principal.

2.Choked with a chain belt by my wood shop teacher.

3. Teacher put a Vulcan death grip on my neck.

Are you man enough Bob
Man enough to take my $10

Cannon- not from the hip, I lost sleep over getting this right.


2 seems like the lie .

I started school in '91 and my principle had 'the board of education' to assist with certain disciplinary issues .
And not knowing the full context , Vulcan death grip seems plausible .

I don't see a teacher using a chain ... But


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 8:15am
1. I've met a Great train Robber
2. I've met a Python (Monty)
3. I've met a Kink.

Do your best Sansome.


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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 8:32am
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

1. I've met a Great train Robber
2. I've met a Python (Monty)
3. I've met a Kink.

Do your best Sansome.


I think I have it, but I need some time.


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 8:33am
Crystal ball need cleaning?

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Posted By: mr randal
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 8:38am
bob dale is right, 2 was the lie.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:06am
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

Crystal ball need cleaning?


What great train robbers are around- say from the 1930’s-1990’s (do these exist?)

I know some of you gents hold up pretty well, as a young lad, did you meet Frank James?

Number 2, was my shoot from the hip response- this time, too good to be true- probably isn’t true?

That’s where I’m at


Bob.        Bob.      Booooooooob!


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:43am
I have my Bob algorithm on.............Bob

So that one about my vehicles, and you picking it out so easy

Just saying- is that factored in, am I trying to twist you up?

Your not bored now- Can you............Beat Me😬🔨


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 1:02pm
Originally posted by mr randal mr randal wrote:

1: I have had 5 broken bones in the last 8 years

2: I share a birthday with Adolph Hitler

3: I once, at work, walked in on a billionaire hedge fund manager having sex in a hot tub


I convinced myself, that you told me while walking somewhere in SF
That you and the mad man shared a B-day
I need to set my algorithms


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 1:34pm
1) I was a miner
2) I was a docker
3) I was a railway man

Between the wars…

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Helixing my inner beanie


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 1:35pm
Shit sorry BD

Don’t know how I missed your answer.

Teddy Williams went F-Ing yard on that one!

YOU!

Loose

Wrong Bob! You get Nothing

#1 is false I saw it happen, just not on me


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 1:37pm
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1) I was a miner
2) I was a docker
3) I was a railway man

Between the wars…


Real world?


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 2:30pm
Nicknames I had

1. Red

2. Large toed queb

3.MD

Got a 10 spot riding on this Bob


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 3:42pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Nicknames I had

1. Red

2. Large toed queb

3.MD

Got a 10 spot riding on this Bob


Red , or number 1



Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 4:10pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Nicknames I had

1. Red

2. Large toed queb

3.MD

Got a 10 spot riding on this Bob


Red , or number 1




I’ll be coming out swinging
Next round
No more soft ones


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 5:56pm
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1) I was a miner
2) I was a docker
3) I was a railway man

Between the wars…


Maynard algorithm - I’ve been known to mine the black cherries, out of the ice cream.

So 1 is true

Railroad man sounds more dangerous than a docker?
Maybe you did that as some sort of summer job?

3. Final answer


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 6:07pm
1. I completely filled an air sickness bag with vomit, because i was 22 and unfamiliar with 'beer before liquor...'
 2.  My wife flew in first class across the aisle from members of death cab for cutie.
 3.  In 2013 on my way home from Inspiration! Someone once mistook me for Joseph Gordon Levitt at LAX and asked for an autograph.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 6:42pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

1. I completely filled an air sickness bag with vomit, because i was 22 and unfamiliar with 'beer before liquor...'
 2.  My wife flew in first class across the aisle from members of death cab for cutie.
 3.  In 2013 on my way home from Inspiration! Someone once mistook me for Joseph Gordon Levitt at LAX and asked for an autograph.



1. Sounds like total bullshit- but I think your throwing me off

Survey Says!

Bullshit on 2. Final answer


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 6:47pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

1) I was a miner
2) I was a docker
3) I was a railway man

Between the wars…


Maynard algorithm - I’ve been known to mine the black cherries, out of the ice cream.

So 1 is true

Railroad man sounds more dangerous than a docker?
Maybe you did that as some sort of summer job?

3. Final answer


I gave my final answer- but checking tickets on a railroad is some pretty light work
So I would go with docker -being false
Too late, I made my choice


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 7:08pm
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

1. I've met a Great train Robber
2. I've met a Python (Monty)
3. I've met a Kink.

Do your best Sansome.


Very little effort was put in, to confirm #1 as true

I’m wrestling with the other 2


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 7:13pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

1. I completely filled an air sickness bag with vomit, because i was 22 and unfamiliar with 'beer before liquor...'
 2.  My wife flew in first class across the aisle from members of death cab for cutie.
 3.  In 2013 on my way home from Inspiration! Someone once mistook me for Joseph Gordon Levitt at LAX and asked for an autograph.



1. Sounds like total bullshit- but I think your throwing me off

Survey Says!

Bullshit on 2. Final answer

1 - True , got to the airport wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too early and had a beer.  I was flying to Dallas from Omaha, guys at the bar and i got to bullshitting and I had 2 'large' beers and a shot of something cheap that came with a drink special before getting on a plane in the middle of summer.  It was a smaller regional jet i got nauseous just before take off and made it to the lavatory.  I got up moments before descent and was encourage to return to my seat and completely filled an air sickness bag with vomit.

2. True.  My wife was seated  across the aisle from Ben Gibbard and Chris Walla  in first class.  She and I went to visit friends in Omaha the same weekend as the Maha Music Festival in like 2014 or 2015 maybe?  she got lucky on the stand by and was seated in first.  this happened when my son was still in diapers and on formula. Our flight got diverted due to weather at DFW and she and 4/5 members of death cab and two other folks were in first class on the tarmac in Abilene .  Myself and my son were back in steerage where we ran out of both diapers and formula.  It was a 'fun' trip.   The pilot didn't turn off the un-fasten seatbelt sign until 2 hours into us having sat on the tarmac.  We missed our connection at DFW by moments.  we were flying stand-by so the diversions and subsequent cancellations prevented us from getting seats ... we got home at 12:15 I worked at 6am the next day.

3.Total Fabrication.  While I've been told i resemble him... no ones ever asked for my autograph or mistaken us for eachother in public.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 9:12pm
I thought I remembered you telling me something like 3
2 false memories have tripped me up
No2 was totally believable
So it wasn’t that #3 was believable- I just wrote it off


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:05pm
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

1. I've met a Great train Robber
2. I've met a Python (Monty)
3. I've met a Kink.

Do your best Sansome.


If this is meant to seem hard, and that’s the trick, it’s easy, then 1 is false

Factoring in your first play, all of these are perfectly believable

But the way you called me out, suggests that it is tough, and that’s what keeps me coming back
To #2

#2 sounds the most believable out of them all, and I think that’s the trick?

So bullshit on #2

Final answer


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:32pm
Wrong. 3 is false, although my cousin dated ray davies for a bit.

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www.sidewinderapparel.co.uk


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:38pm

1. I’ve never seen the exorcist.

2. I’ve never seen 4 weddings and a funeral.

3. I’ve never seen the fugitive.

Say goodbye to the $10 I owe You B

It’s over Johnny.......it’s over!


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:42pm
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

Wrong. 3 is false, although my cousin dated ray davies for a bit.


Thinking that out all day, and nothing

Good play


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:43pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:


1. I’ve never seen the exorcist.

2. I’ve never seen 4 weddings and a funeral.

3. I’ve never seen the fugitive.

Say goodbye to the $10 I owe You B

It’s over Johnny.......it’s over!



You think you got what it takes

Hmmmmmm Mr B?


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:45pm
I’m 49 years old, if that helps


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 5:25am
After minimal thought, I’m guessing that 2 is a lie.

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www.sidewinderapparel.co.uk


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 7:25am
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

After minimal thought, I’m guessing that 2 is a lie.


This was geared more for the American market, and Bob

I better bail out of this before I owe 20

Correct sir


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 7:36am
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

Wrong. 3 is false, although my cousin dated ray davies for a bit.

Ask her if he was kinky.

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Helixing my inner beanie



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