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Topic: The Worst Thing
Posted By: mr randal
Subject: The Worst Thing
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2016 at 4:55pm


Or is it?


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Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2016 at 9:28pm
This is really something .

I'm not sure it is the worst , YouTube related it to a bevy of work by his son 😬


Posted By: gonboogaloo
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2016 at 10:41pm
That was truly terrible in every way 😫


Posted By: mr randal
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2016 at 10:49pm
Surely someone has something worse.

Don't let Alan win too handily...


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Posted By: Shorty Long
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2016 at 3:49am


Posted By: mr randal
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2016 at 9:35am
Delightfully bad!

Is she walking along the shore of a sewage treatment facility reservoir at one point?

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Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2016 at 8:41pm
Trending on twitter
You did ask for the worst thing
We all know his name


Posted By: mr randal
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2016 at 12:45am


http://sheehanandcompany.com/" rel="nofollow - this


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Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2016 at 1:15am
Why is bandit getting involved in this nonsense?

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2016 at 1:24am
For men who like to express their 'don't give a fuck' opinions via the medium of the  t-shirt slogan, they certainly spend some time preening themselves.
My personal favourit is the shotgun peppered t-shirt, "How can we make this t-shirt better?" Lets shoot it! Only in America...


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2016 at 1:43am
If they really didn't give a f**k, they'd be wearing a t-shirt from Asda, bought for them by their partner or mum.

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Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2016 at 7:00am
 
Anything you feel like you need your t-shirt to say for you is probably better left unsaid.


Posted By: redchris
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2016 at 2:45am
A t shirt actually shot with holes ? Takes distressing to another level.

I've noticed the ridiculous "holes in brand new jeans" thing has actually spread to other garments like t's and such. Leaving the wearer looking like they have a moth infestation.
 


Posted By: Rivet Head
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2016 at 6:01am
Anything made of double knit polyester....itchy, scratchy, ugly and holds human stink like no other fabric known to man. Dead

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 1:30am
..The Worst people Britain has to offer in no particular order.

1) Do as i say not as i do publicity whore Bono Vernon Kay
2) Adelle
3) Shami 'Champagne Socialist' Chakrabarti
4) Phil Collins
5) Piers 'scum of the earth' Morgan
6) Phoney survival expert Bear Grylls
7) Gobshite Nigel Ferage
8) Tantric twat Sting
9) James 'buy his CD for someone you hate' Blunt
10) Richard Madeley
11) Tabloid dirtbag Kelvin MacKenzie
12) Simon Cowell
13) Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond couldn't choose all wankers.
14) Michael Mcintyre
15) Peter 'remember the Freemans catalogue that was funny wasnt it? No not really! Kay
16) Ricky Gervais Yes your a prick we get it.
17) Paul Hollywood
18) Elton John
19) Chris Martin
20) South Yorkshire Police Farce, all of them
21) James 'Please stay in America' Cordon
22) Banksy
23) Any reality TV star
24) Damien Hirst
25) Noel and Liam Gallagher
26) Katie 'please put your breasts away' Price
27) Jeremy 'shout at the uneducated' Kyle
28) Greg 'shouting for no apparent reason' Wallis
29) The Beckhams
30) War-mongering Peace envoy Tony Blair
31) Gordon Ramsey
32) Uncouth fisherman Robson Green
33) Miranda Hart
34) Mel & Sue
35) Katie 'parasite' Hopkins
36) The twats from The One Show
37) Aging (would you? probably not) lothario Mick Hucknall
38) Noel Edmonds
39) Danny 'I'm a direct descendant of William the Conqueror' Dyer
40) Amanda 'what is the point of me?' Holden


Posted By: EaseDownTheRoad
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 1:53am

I have to agree with most of those mentioned 00. 

However you neglected to mention the parasitic Katie Hopkins.
 

 



Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 2:16am
Pretty much agree with that list. Can you please add Miranda hart &  Mel n' Sue. Bunch of Redchrises.


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 2:42am
Yes of course i can.


Posted By: Dr_Heech
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 3:12am
^can you add those twats from The One Show?

Oh and that fuckwit from Simply red.


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 3:25am
Bono is Irish so disqualified on a technicality!

You can replace him with Vernon Kay.

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Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 3:34am
Danny 'I'm a direct descendant of William the Conqueror' Dyer
Amanda 'what is the point of me?' Holden.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 1:12am
Today's pouring of scorn..

#1. Amazon Echo? what kind of f***ing Starbucks drinking w**ker wants one of these in their home?

#2. I caught an advert on TV for a 4WD car, might have been a Jeep, im not sure... anywhoo
Its all about 'Freedom' climbing, canoeing, hiking, you get the picture and how the Jeep is your gateway to being free. At the end of the advert it says 'Test drive your Jeep today from £250/month subject to status ect ect'
Yes indeed Jeep, nothing says 'Freedom' like being tied into a 5 year repayment scheme.

That's all for today..


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 1:32am
I'm sure it's a great adventure on the school run in London, you never what hazards you may encounter on that journey!

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Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 5:26am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Today's pouring of scorn..

#1. Amazon Echo? what kind of f***ing Starbucks drinking w**ker wants one of these in their home?

 
Agreed.  Huge ethical and privacy issues raised by this and other AI assistant technologies. 


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Posted By: Slimstraight
Date Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 6:38am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Today's pouring of scorn..


What about today's scouring of por...?


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 29 Oct 2017 at 9:32am
Fucking Yodel! what a bunch of useless wankers.


Posted By: Dr_Heech
Date Posted: 29 Oct 2017 at 12:00pm
^^^^^I have no idea what Amazon echo is but if you're gonna buy a jeep, l would personally opt for a pre-'68 Landy.

Oh wait, you've already owned a couple of them.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 30 Oct 2017 at 12:14am
Originally posted by Dr_Heech Dr_Heech wrote:

^^^^^I have no idea what Amazon echo is


Them shitty Alexa things Doc, "Alexa, whats the weather like today?"
Look out the window you lazy c**t, Jeez have these millenials learnt nothing from Terminator?


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 30 Oct 2017 at 1:36am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Fucking Yodel! what a bunch of useless wankers.


Package thrown on roof?


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 30 Oct 2017 at 1:43am
If only it was that easy to retrieve mr b.

I ordered an item from France but the seller missed the company name so Yodel was 'refused at door' what door? i have no idea??. The parcel was returned to the depot and the tracking states "please get in touch we need some more information" I then contacted Yodel 11 times over a period of 9 days to give them the company name, everyday the tracking is updated "we need more information" everyday i give them the same f***ing information.
I could drive there and back in 2 hours but you cant re-arrange or collect until an attempt has been made and a card has been left. Aaaah!!


Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 30 Oct 2017 at 2:09pm
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Thank God, 00.  For a minute there I thought I would have to simultaneously give you a welcome- back hug and a well-aimed kick between the goal posts for having a problem with the world's best musical genre.

Shame on Yodel for sullying a thing of beauty with such dorkwad behaviour. 

Customer service sometimes requires clarity of communications.  You could voicemail them some Carly Rae Jepson calling them maybe on an endless loop. Or you could go with the classic doorstep delivery of flaming, paper-bag-encased organic material. 

Your choice, really. 


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Posted By: Dr_Heech
Date Posted: 30 Oct 2017 at 9:29pm
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Originally posted by Dr_Heech Dr_Heech wrote:

^^^^^I have no idea what Amazon echo is


Them shitty Alexa things Doc, "Alexa, whats the weather like today?"
Look out the window you lazy c**t, Jeez have these millenials learnt nothing from Terminator?



Ah yes, so so sad.
Real life being slowly replaced with a virtual one.

"Cortana, can you help me get a life?..." etc

[Edited previous rant]


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 31 Oct 2017 at 12:51am
Originally posted by HP Sauce HP Sauce wrote:

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Customer service sometimes requires clarity of communications.  You could voicemail them some Carly Rae Jepson calling them maybe on an endless loop. Or you could go with the classic doorstep delivery of flaming, paper-bag-encased organic material. 

Your choice, really. 

Yes i do tire of Frank Ifield's 'I Remember You'oooo'

I wouldn't want to lower myself to their standards HP.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/yodel-delivery-man-used-couples-garden-as-toilet-and-cleaned-himself-with-sorry-you-werent-in-card-10075262.html" rel="nofollow - Yodel driver has a shit on customers lawn and wipes his arse on 'Sorry you wern't in' card.


Posted By: CSL
Date Posted: 31 Oct 2017 at 2:09pm
I quite like Frank Ifield's I Remember You - oo, 00...


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 31 Oct 2017 at 10:45pm
Me too CSL but possibly not the best choice of hold music from Yodel when you've already called 11 times.

Aw! if only this was true it would all be forgiven, its just a damn robot voice, i don't think Yodel employ human beings.


Posted By: Dr_Heech
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2017 at 7:50am
Hey Double0, after the Alexa/google rant, l saw this and thought of you -

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/9to5google.com/2017/11/08/review-google-and-levis-jacquard-enabled-jacket-is-a-wearable-for-those-uncompelled-by-wearables-video/amp/#ampshare=https://9to5google.com/2017/11/08/review-google-and-levis-jacquard-enabled-jacket-is-a-wearable-for-those-uncompelled-by-wearables-video/" rel="nofollow - https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/9to5google.com/2017/11/08/review-google-and-levis-jacquard-enabled-jacket-is-a-wearable-for-those-uncompelled-by-wearables-video/amp/#ampshare=https://9to5google.com/2017/11/08/review-google-and-levis-jacquard-enabled-jacket-is-a-wearable-for-those-uncompelled-by-wearables-video/

For the times when listening to your playlist is more favourable than paying attention to the traffic around you, or that misplaced front brake assembly.

But hey, it's got some reflective strips (?)




Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 1:36am
Best quote from the promo film
"At first glance you might not notice anything special about the jacket and you'd be right Its a standard Levi's jacket"  Ouch!

I feel like Ive missed the boat in regards to the whole fitbit phenomenon, my brother in law has the apple version, he's not overweight he's an electric bike riding skinny vegan hipster, he doesn't really like activity he just seems to like technology telling him what to do, if his watch beeps he'll go do some star jumps.

This might sound like a crazy notion but i wonder if overweight peeps have ever considered an alternative to a tech based radical diet plan of just 'eating less food and exercising more often? Now if i can just figure out a way of fluffing those 7 words out to fill a 200page glossy book and accompanying 12 part TV series i'll be rich, rich i tells ya!
QVC watch out, im not afraid of spandex and leg warmers.


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 1:47am
Some people think that downloading a fitness app to their smartphone or buying wearable tech is half the job done. If you download 2 fitness apps then surely you're twice as fit now?

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 1:55am
This is true^

Recently our local doctors summoned all the men folk who live down our lane to go for a 'Wellman' check, blood pressure, cholesterol, heart rate you know the kind of thing. One of my neighbours Julian was told that at 13 stone he was almost 2 stone overweight and verging on obesity, he said to me "Aw! im going to have to buy a mountain bike, and join the gym"

"Consumerism, the way to a healthier you"


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 3:47am
His wallet will certainly be a bit lighter after that!

Anyone interested in this type of thing should read the excellent "Running Free" by Richard Askwith which deals with the increasing commercialisation and monetisation of the simple activity of running.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 5:54am
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:


Anyone interested in this type of thing should read the excellent "Running Free" by Richard Askwith which deals with the increasing commercialisation and monetisation of the simple activity of running.


I'll have a butchers.

Are you still getting out much me old chum?

Only bit of running tech which i insist upon are thumb loops, when your out in the dark in the middle of nowhere with the cold wind and rain in your face they're like a warm supporting pair of arms. Sometimes i save them for the way home Embarrassed so comforting.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 5:55am
Double post


Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 5:56am

 

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Crazy.  Fitness should be easy, cheap and non-traceable. 

Me, I choose the methods embraced by petty criminals everywhere:  Lycra optional and no time like the present to give er all you've got. 

 



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Posted By: spork141
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 6:33am
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

Some people think that downloading a fitness app to their smartphone or buying wearable tech is half the job done. If you download 2 fitness apps then surely you're twice as fit now?

Keep preaching brother

True Story #1

  • I work for a fitness company
  • I work in technology
  • I build apps
  • My company wants these things
  • I tell them basically the same thing.
We call this a "vanity metric" in my world. Yeah a lot of people download these apps but nobody uses them and nobody makes any money from them. Unless the app is lifting the weight for you, it's never going to take off. The issue isn't the tech it's that people don't like to work out. 

True story #2

"Dr. Douglas Lisle, who has spent the last two decades researching and studying this evolutionary syndrome, explains that all of us inherit innate incentives from our ancient ancestors that he terms The Motivational Triad: the pursuit of pleasure, the avoidance of pain, and the conservation of energy. Unfortunately, in present day America's convenience-centric, excess-oriented culture, where fast food, recreational drugs, and sedentary shopping have become the norm, these basic instincts that once successfully insured the survival and reproduction of man many millennia ago, no longer serve us well. In fact, it's our unknowing enslavement to this internal, biological force embedded in the collective memory of our species that is undermining our health and happiness today."

Read More:   http://www.healthpromoting.com/the-pleasure-trap" rel="nofollow - http://www.healthpromoting.com/the-pleasure-trap

So yeah. It literally feels good to sit on the couch. No app will help with that.





Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 8:28am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Are you still getting out much me old chum?

Only bit of running tech which i insist upon are thumb
loops, when your out in the dark in the middle of nowhere with the
cold wind and rain in your face they're like a warm supporting pair of arms.
Sometimes i save them for the way home Embarrassed so comforting.

I try to run 3-4 times a week, although it has been a challenge of late as Mrs F has been working flat out for the last 5 months and consequently I've had less time for myself as I'm so involved with the kids, whilst working as flexibly as possible! I've had to fit in runs where I can with no real routine - it's easier to go on a warm, light July evening than a dark, cold November one.

Re the tech, I wear an old Timex Ironman watch as I like to time my runs. I often carry my phone (useful in the event of getting lost [unlikely in London] or injured [likely at my age]) so use a free app (Runtastic) to track distance, as the Timex can't do that. Thumbloops are definitely useful in this weather, it was 2C when I set out at 6.30 on Monday morning and my hands didn't start warming up until over a half hour into the run, I might have to dig my gloves out soon.

How about you?


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 10:45am
3-4 times a week is good going im impressed.
I don't run much through the summer i run more at this time of year, its dark around 4ish and once kiddo has hit the sack at 8:30 my Mrs picks up a book and im at a loose end so i go for a run possibly twice a week.
I take a (app free) phone just in case i fall on rocks and break my ankle but my watch annoys me jingling around my wrist so i leave it at home or in the car. Im only running for the fun of it, i don't want to loose weight or increase my times/fitness (although it would be nice) its just a pleasure to be running outdoors. I used to run with a headtorch but if the moons out once your away from light pollution, give your eyes a good 15mins to adjust and its amazing, like daylight. Once you get back to streetlights your as blind as a bat.

Feel free to start a running tread if you like sporky.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2017 at 4:25am
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:


Anyone interested in this type of thing should read the excellent "Running Free" by Richard Askwith which deals with the increasing commercialisation and monetisation of the simple activity of running.


Ive just bought this book from Waterstones Martin, it sounds right up my street.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 1:52am
Im already sick of hearing about Meghan & Harry, who the flips paying for this wedding? will the Queen take a dividend out of her vast offshore investments which she's squirreled away so she doesn't have to contribute towards the care of the society which keeps her in the lap of fucking luxury? or will we be paying for a bunch of extremely wealthy toffs to scoff canape's while dancing the hokey cokey?
We need a re-think, the systems the wrong way around.

Alright ' it could be worse we could have Trump' i hear you say, but at least Trump is hilarious! his presidency is a total car crash, i was driving back from North Yorks yesterday listening to some debate on the radio re- his recent misjudgment, and i had tears of laughter rolling down my face, you just don't get this level of unintentional humour from the royals.

It sounds like i have a lot of axes to grind doesn't it?


Posted By: hollows
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 9:28am
Keep that laughter going, they're not likely to give us anything more than that.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2017 at 5:39am
Too true^
Ultimately we all seem to be corruptible by nice things, here's a perfect example...
Near us we have a couple of starkly contrasting cafe's, one is a wooden hut on the allotments where you can go buy excess produce mainly beans, potatoes and the like, you can get a decent cup of tea or coffee for 70p, chipped cups, wash your own pots 'donations welcome' type of establishment, the other is a stately home afternoon tea type of affair for moneyed pensioners in pastel trousers who've taken golden handshake retirement. Mini-soul likes to drop by here in the summer for a small tub of exorbitantly priced ice-cream, its served on a china plate with a really nice spoon, he prefers the plastic spoon you get free under the lid (you can get into the corners of the tub better with the plastic spoon) so when he's not looking my mrs has been sneaking the posh spoons into her handbag Shocked
When she calls at the allotments for a cup of tea she sneaks them out of her bag 'incognito like' and into their cutlery tray, and vise-versa she does the old 'spoon-switcheroo' for the tea-stained 'allotment' spoons when she goes for ice-cream (hopefully neither establishment has realised what's occuring) She likes to think of it as guerrilla-liberalism, 'why shouldn't everybody get the pleasure of using a well designed spoon damn it!. I like to think she's making the world a nicer place for everyone albeit one spoon at a time...
I digress, This morning i was making boiled eggs and toasty soldiers for us all and i found one of the posh spoons in our drawer, it stands out a mile against our £5.99 Ikea-spoonage my mrs said 'its been there for ages' but when i got three spoons from the drawer for our breakfast, i made sure i got the nice spoon for myself,  and why shouldn't i?
So now im feeling less like Robin Hood and more like Robert Mugabe.


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2017 at 6:13am
On the surface, Bear Grylls and Maid Marion seem such an unlikely couple, yet somehow...

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2017 at 6:35am
How dare you!
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

Bear Grylls .

Ive never been so insulted.


Posted By: Dr_Heech
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2017 at 7:48am
To the comedy thread! ..etc


I have made my Mrs borrow the odd ashtray or pint glass in the past. It's good to have a balance.





Posted By: Fre-co
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2017 at 9:26am
Savages!

Everybody knows that one must use a horn spoon for boiled egg.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2017 at 1:23am
Fucking Youtube advertising!

We all know its the bane of human existence but isn't there meant to be targeted search tracking? Every time i put youtube on recently an aging yet muscular perma-tanned American gentleman wearing tight shorts who's body looks like a pair of ladies tights stuffed with walnuts tells me that i need to be more powerful by upping my testosterone while firing a magnum into a melon. Tuff guy style!


Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2017 at 5:15am
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Spend more time researching natural remedies for menopausal hot flashes.  It will definitely improve your online experience, particularly if combined with the occasional Google of "Wicca for dummies."

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Posted By: DarinS.
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2017 at 9:49pm
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Fucking Youtube advertising!

We all know its the bane of human existence but isn't there meant to be targeted search tracking? Every time i put youtube on recently an aging yet muscular perma-tanned American gentleman wearing tight shorts who's body looks like a pair of ladies tights stuffed with walnuts tells me that i need to be more powerful by upping my testosterone while firing a magnum into a melon. Tuff guy style!


Yes it seems that us Americans love muscle milk, fake tans, yoga and crossfit gear, and large handguns. Here on the left coast most dress like they are ready to bust into a work out routine at a moments notice. I think I'm somehow getting trump's emails, as my spam folder is filled with offers of Russian brides, Viagra prescriptions, and hair growth supplements.


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2018 at 1:52am
Today's badness,
Over the last few weeks ive heard this song played on the radio while cruisin down the street in my Six 'Fo



Fuck me this^ is terrible, i don't mind a bit of pop shite but this winy bollocks has entered a new realm where mere words are not enough to express its shitness, to make it worse (like that's even possible) my inner Terry Jones keeps telling me he's not Micheal Jackson he's a very naughty boy..



Posted By: dudewuttheheck
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2018 at 2:42am
That's pretty wretched, but I found something worse :D 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Zc8JF0O6c" rel="nofollow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Zc8JF0O6c

... MUCH worse


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Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2018 at 3:17pm
Such a dreadful display of cultural appropriation on the part of those young men, Dude.

Here's how a proper mumble is done:






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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 2:59am
I recently bought some tent pegs from an outdoor company, when i clicked 'Buy' a message popped up "Great Choice! You Clearly Have Taste, Your Order is Shaping up Well"
Continue shopping or Checkout?

Why thank you ever so much 'click generated message' I bet you say that to all the customers...Embarrassed
I only actually came here for tent pegs but flattery will get you everywhere

wtf!


Posted By: Broark
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 3:39am
Well now we know you've got the best taste in tent pegs out of all of us, that's for sure.


Posted By: fender
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 4:22am
I suppose it's better than a pop up that says "oo, I wouldn't buy those if I were you, you'll regret it!"



Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 7:02am
It’s the online version of the sommelier who says “Excellent choice” even if you ordered cab sav with crab bisque.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 16 May 2018 at 2:25am
I'll be glad when this royal wedding is over!
The news coverage is like an episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, fucking dysfunctional work shy, tax burden, benefit scroungers.... the only thing its lacking are the DNA tests.


Posted By: killer b
Date Posted: 16 May 2018 at 3:01am
I've managed to avoid much royal wedding news by banning particular words from my social feeds - I was only vaguely aware it was happening at all until this week. There's a little more seeping through now, but it's still manageable. 


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 16 May 2018 at 3:45am
What's a social feed - a communal picnic?

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Posted By: killer b
Date Posted: 16 May 2018 at 3:48am
yes.


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 16 May 2018 at 5:25am
It's a shame that neither father will be there.


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 1:36am
This weeks head in hands despair...

#1 My kid's partial to the occasional youtube click-bait which he watches on his DS, most of which appears to be low budget productions of people getting chased by killer-clowns Clown or chalenges of one kind or another but what irratates me is how fucking aggressive the makers of the video's are when it comes to persuading their audience of children to click 'Like' Some even have a 5min hard sell skit before the video even starts...ffs!

#2 We recently watched the film Hotel Transylvania on TV, it was alright to be fair, a song came on called 'Im Sexy and i Know It' and my kid says "can you put this song on my mp3 player dad" "yeah ok" so i pulled it up on youtube....


^fast-fwd to 1min or so in and there's some dude in speedo's waving his cock around... what the fuck! in what meeting did Sony/Disney ever consider a song with 'Sexy' in the title by 'LMFAO' which has an accompanying video of men pointing at their penis while thrusting their genitalia around appropriate for a target audience of 7+
"Ive got passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it, Im sexy and i know it"

Thanks Sony/Disney!


Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 1:39am
Wilhelm Reich would be proud of them. Dead

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Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 5:50am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

fast-fwd to 1min or so in and there's some dude in speedo's waving his cock around... what the fuck! in what meeting did Sony/Disney ever consider a song with 'Sexy' in the title by 'LMFAO' which has an accompanying video of men pointing at their penis while thrusting their genitalia around appropriate for a target audience of 7+
"Ive got passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it, Im sexy and i know it"

Thanks Sony/Disney!


With any luck, Sony/Disney's webcrawlers will pick up your post and cite it in the corporate broadcast memo entitled: "Please review (emphasis on the "view") all contents of media promoted to children."

The memo would have the following addendum: Please, for the love of God, show a little more class/imagination in musically imprinting the next generation. Wonder how many women were on the team that selected the soundtrack.

Like, d-uh.


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Posted By: bartlebyyphonics
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 6:54am
well, apparently Barack is a fan...




Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 9:42am
Oh Barack! how could you?

Sex was never mentioned in cartoons when i was a kid, they were much more wholesome, apart from 'Fingermouse' that was a little bit risque Embarrassed


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 10:47am
You think? Mary mungo & midge we’re always at it. Always ‘going down’ in the lift.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 10:54am
Bit before my time i think MrB, if they were anything like like Rod, Jane and Freddy then yes indeed.

I remember the unfortunate incident when Orm and Cheep had to pawn their Sinclair C5 to pay off the crack debt they owed to Moominpappa...


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2018 at 11:11am
Don’t forget Topoff - the circumcised monkey from Pipkins!

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Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2018 at 1:21am
He was a dirty bugger. I’ve heard that’s where the phrase ‘spanking the monkey’ originated.

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Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2018 at 6:49am
I cope by blocking out the dark (actually, blurry black and white) memories of children's television programming and the accents that did not seem to have anything to do with Canada:



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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Jun 2018 at 2:57am
Originally posted by HP Sauce HP Sauce wrote:


With any luck, Sony/Disney's webcrawlers will pick up your post and cite it in the corporate broadcast memo entitled: "Please review (emphasis on the "view") all contents of media promoted to children."

The memo would have the following addendum: Please, for the love of God, show a little more class/imagination in musically imprinting the next generation. Wonder how many women were on the team that selected the soundtrack.

Like, d-uh.


Indubitably, The sexualisation of very young children by the media does annoy the crap out of me, when you hear suggestive lyrics by lets say Azealia Banks im down with that because her target audience is the sort of... 16+ age group and she markets herself towards that audience via the media which reaches them.

Wheres Jessie J, and (hood-rat) Nicki Minaj market themselves towards the 8-12 post Nickelodeon, Disney age group with 'bubblegum pop' lyrics like....

She might’ve let you hold her hand at school
Kitten so good
It’s dripping on wood
Get a ride in the engine that could
Go, Batman, robbin it
Bang bang, cock in it
Ride his uh like a Harley
Then pull off in his Ferrari
If he hanging we banging....

What the fuck happened to Ring a Ring o' Roses or Here we go round the Mulberry Bush LOL


Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 10 Jun 2018 at 6:06am
Yuck. Those lyrics, 00. 

Though they are infantile in their efforts to shock and offend, they are beyond inappropriate for anyone under the age of, well, I'm not sure. 

I'm not a prude but, if I heard that crap over the radio waves, I'd be calling in a complaint faster than you could say "Elvis Presley's hip gyrations." 

The only thing those lyrics have going for them is their lack of overt violence.  If you don't count STDs, nobody gets hurt and, in theory, everything is consensual.  Still, I have never bought into the notion that there is anything empowering in debasing human relations to the strictly carnal.  This is not the yardstick I'd want my (imaginary) daughter or son using to measure their feelings for another person.

Guess that puts paid to my theory about the regulating effect of women in the boardroom.  If the female artists themselves are in on the deal, what hope?

PS  Yes, quite right you are, 00, in alluding to the adult themes of Ring around the Roses and Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush.  The difference is in these songs' successful cloaking of their darker message. 

Tune in next week to Radio Denimbro, when we further explore the theme of "Achieving Artistic Transcendence through Sophisticated Metaphors: Or How to Keep Your Wet Cat Away From Learner-Driven Motorbikes and Automobiles." ... and now, here's Serge Gainbourg and Jane Birkin's chart-burner, "Je T'aime"...  Embarrassed


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2018 at 6:47am
Aye, they've got all the time in the world to be out catching chlamydia but relatively few years to be out catching butterflies...




Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 12:18am
E-Bikes, the pleasure of free exercise removed.
As a species we continue to get larger, diabetes puts strain on our health service meanwhile we continue to invent aids to do less.
Don't even get me started on unnecessary battery usage...


Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 1:05am
I think the target market would consider the phrase "the pleasure of exercise" to be antithetical to their very being. LOL

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 1:44am
The bike shops must love it..."my doctor has told me i desperately need to take more exercise but i can't be fucking arsed, what are my options?"
Ive never done a days exercise in my life, never been to the gym and i have no aspirations to look muscular but i can keep fit/active doing the things which i enjoy.
We have a park near by where mini-soul learned to ride his first bike, its perfectly flat, people drive to this park in snazzy Audi's, BMW's ect with 1000,s of pounds worth of brand new full-sus mountain bikes on the roof rack... to ride around the park, there are no mountains, you might come across the occasional pebble on the path. They're kitted out in full on Enduro gear with full face helmet yet they are never more than 1mile away from their car, these peni/penis'usus are now gliding around on e-bikes LOL


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 2:08am
Cosplay, pure and simple, just like all those folk in biker boots, leather jackets and 50s reproduction jeans, all dressed up like James Dean to drive their nice car to work in an office

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 3:36am
Be'ave Michaela! we've had enough trouble for one week


Posted By: dudewuttheheck
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 10:36am
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

Cosplay, pure and simple, just like all those folk in biker boots, leather jackets and 50s reproduction jeans, all dressed up like James Dean to drive their nice car to work in an office


Jokes on you! I don't have a nice car

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Posted By: Slimstraight
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 11:02am
To play devils advocate on the e bikes. (I don't actually care one way or the other about them). If it's enabling someone to commute to work on one instead of driving a car, then i'm all for that. Fewer cars on the road is good for everyone. 

In my area there's these share bikes and share scooter companies all over. Some are electric and some are manual i believe. That's hopefully getting people out of taxis and ubers too. 


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 11:56am
There used to be a company called 'Ofo' running yellow dockless bicycles in the city, they launched the scheme in Jan 2018 and pulled out 6 months later in July due to too much vandalism, even the fuzz refused to collect anymore of the bikes which had been dumped. I saw two of them in the river where i was fishing on Monday.

Even a swanky new paint job can't improve their appearance

This Ofo bike was found painted white on West Street in Beighton (pic: Andrew Samson).



Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 6:19pm
Originally posted by Slimstraight Slimstraight wrote:

To play devils advocate on the e bikes. (I don't actually care one way or the other about them). If it's enabling someone to commute to work on one instead of driving a car, then i'm all for that. Fewer cars on the road is good for everyone. 

In my area there's these share bikes and share scooter companies all over. Some are electric and some are manual i believe. That's hopefully getting people out of taxis and ubers too. 

Be careful what you wish for, this is what some places in my neck of the woods looks like:





LOL


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2018 at 2:25am
The problem as i see it is... everyone is on a single level, now im not one of them highfalutin 'route planners' but im sure we would be better off with a multi-level approach, i appreciate that traditional building materials like concrete and tarmac would be impractical so i would propose something similar to Scalextric.
We could combat the waste plastics floating around in our oceans by collecting it all up in a giant sieve and recycling it into sections of track, the seasalt needn't be a byproduct because it be incorporated into the compound as a de-icer for the colder months. When a section of track becomes worn out or damaged just pull it apart and shove a fresh section in, everyone would be going the same speed (ultra-fast) and on a preset course so no chance of collisions and even in worst case scenarios we can just have a loop the loop down to the next section.
As our population grows we can build it higher and even though the folks at higher altitude would have much further to travel they needn't worry about being late for work because their watch will have slowed down due to kinematic time dilation.

Originally posted by dudewuttheheck dudewuttheheck wrote:

Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

Cosplay, pure and simple, just like all those folk in biker boots, leather jackets and 50s reproduction jeans, all dressed up like James Dean to drive their nice car to work in an office

Jokes on you! I don't have a nice car


He he!


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2018 at 1:22am
Aaarh!

Gmail updated to their newest version yesterday with some very unpleasant new features, ive just has the first post-update email from a friend regarding sunshine, spending time with the kids and all good things, gmails new reply feature has already scanned the incoming email and filled in my response via proxy.
I have the choice of "I agree with you" "Have a great time" or "Very funny"
I don't have to take them up on their generous offer of course, i can do it myself if i could only bear to communicate with friends.... fuck, im going to ask Alexa to contribute to denimbro in future cos i can't be arsed Angry


Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2018 at 1:52am
Are they customizable? If so, everyone's going to start getting my "Cool story, bro" auto-replies.

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Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2018 at 4:01am
^^ I’d imagine that email isn’t even from a ‘friend’ but more likely an auto-generated one from a new Hotmail function or something similar.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2018 at 6:32am
I agree with you, Very funny


Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2018 at 9:18am
[Musical sample from the 101 Musical Strings Orchestra]

I am not available to take your call right now but, if you'll leave your name, number and a short message after the tone, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Bleeeeep.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2018 at 12:31pm
I was trying to make toasty soldiers last Saturday and the handle on the toaster wouldn't stay down, i sorted it with an improvised fish slice, using a tin of beans as a weight... It was only £7 from argos and we've had it for 12 years so we've had our monies worth.
I thought i would get a new one in the black Friday shenanigans, having never bought a toaster before i thought i'd better be prepared and had a peruse online.
WTF! terrible DJ and TV presenter Fearne Cotton is now a 'celebrity toaster designer'

Fearne Cotton Lily 2 Slice Toaster Lily

Its 'on trend' apparently Sick


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2018 at 12:52pm
She also hosts a Radio 2 show on Sunday nights at 7pm. I heard about 10 minutes in the car recently and turned it off before the temptation to drive into an HGV overwhelmed me. If you think her toaster’s bad, just give her droning, whining show a spin!

PS just get a classic Dualit toaster.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2018 at 1:01pm
We used to have one but the timer dial stuck and burned the element out, it was only just out of guarantee, i know you can buy replacement parts buy my annoyance resulted in "fuck it, just buy a cheap toaster"



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