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Topic: I never
Posted By: Bob Dale
Subject: I never
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2015 at 6:44pm
So, a week maybe 2 ago I took my son to the park in our neighborhood. Some middle school or maybe early
High school kids were hanging out. As an only child I often can't help but ease drop ( it's an only child's only defense )
Any how they were playing I never

I think everyone is familiar with the game right?




So that's what will happen in this non denim thread

I've never broken up with someone.



Replies:
Posted By: Quoise
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2015 at 7:01pm
I've never gone more than two months without washing a pair of jeans


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2015 at 7:08pm
I've never been arrested.


Posted By: Shorty Long
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2015 at 7:13pm
i've never been drunk


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 1:49pm
Bumping a neglected old thread.... Ive never

Owned a smart-phone

Never been on a stag night

Never kept a denim-dairy Evil Smile

Never written my CV or been to a job interview

Never seen a football match

Never watched... Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Friends, Game of Thrones, The Sapranos, Sex in the City, Sherlock, The Office, Lost, The Wire, ect ect.....ect

Never mistakenly sent a photo of my own genitals to a co-worker

Ive never been to a Starbucks, Nero's, or Costa Coffee

Never been on facebook

Never used the word 'jawnz' or the term 'sick fadez'

Never tied a tie

Never purchased anything from the i-tunes store

On the flip i have been off my face at least 3000 times more than shorty



Posted By: illumin8em
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 2:42pm
^^ coulda saved some of those for later to continue the thread 00. 8 of your 14 I'm the same on by the way.

I've never tasted coffee


Posted By: eastwest
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 2:53pm
Good subject Bob and an even more impressive read OO, my wife has a lot in common with you!

Never read the bible
Never managed to give up smoking for 20 years (promised my 9 year I would when 40, I am now giving by up)


Posted By: Flash
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 2:54pm
never watched Star Wars 

never drove a car since i passed my driving test ( passed 10 years ago when i was 18 )

never worn a pair of boots outside of work 






Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 3:54pm
Originally posted by illumin8em illumin8em wrote:

^^ coulda saved some of those for later to continue the thread 00. 8 of your 14 I'm the same on by the way.

I've never tasted coffee


The denimbro rule book- page 12 section 3-b clearly states- anyone who has never-at least- tasted coffee- is here by banned from the site- and ordered to the nearest coffee shop, to at least taste one of the simple pleasures in life.


Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 5:11pm
Christ, you guys are making me dig pretty deep into the largely empty "I never" barrel.

I may have had to sweet-talk my way out of some youthful encounters with law enforcement officers but, I have also managed to evade arrest.

Thus far, I have also never had any encounters with space aliens.

Oh, and I've never wittingly ingested hard drugs. 


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Posted By: illumin8em
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 7:42pm
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:

Originally posted by illumin8em illumin8em wrote:

^^ coulda saved some of those for later to continue the thread 00. 8 of your 14 I'm the same on by the way.

I've never tasted coffee


The denimbro rule book- page 12 section 3-b clearly states- anyone who has never-at least- tasted coffee- is here by banned from the site- and ordered to the nearest coffee shop, to at least taste one of the simple pleasures in life.


Dangit! but I'm not supposed to have caffeine... I knew I should have had somebody smart help me read that rule book. Maybe Hollows will lend a hand decipher now that we're living in the same shire


Posted By: The Jerry
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 7:46pm
Originally posted by eastwest eastwest wrote:


Never managed to give up smoking for 20 years (promised my 9 year I would when 40, I am now giving by up)

As a former heavy smoker of 2 packs a day (for 15 years) do yourself a favor and get Alan Carr's book on how to quit smoking. I haven't smoked for 5 years now so go get yourself a copy and keep your promise!


Posted By: DarinS.
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 9:00pm
I gave up smoking also. I was a machinist and we always had a smoke hanging out of our mouths in the shop I worked in, Carrillo Rod in San Clemente. I smoked about 2 packs a day. Camel non filters and lucky strikes. Nobody bums those. I just quit one day, but I'm pretty stubborn when I make up my mind so it wasn't so difficult for me. Good luck quitting, after a short time you really notice how strong cigs can smell when someone has just finished one.


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Posted By: DarinS.
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 9:13pm
I've never:
Owned a pair of flip flops
Been arrested
Had a kid (accused once but DNA ruled it out)
Been Scuba Diving
Parachuted
Been Surfing (I live close to the beach)



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Posted By: xallanx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 9:24pm
I've never been to Canada.

I've never eaten circus peanuts (the cheap orange candies that are molded in the shape of peanuts). Are they delicious?


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 10:59pm
I've never eaten shrimp, lobster, or any of the other insects which live underwater .

I've never seen the following movies :
- fast and furious 1-17
- the matrix
- lord of the rings

I've never flown over an ocean.

I've never skateboarded even kind of like a human being -( - but in middle school I was really good at carrying and sitting on one I bought at wal-mart)

I've never eaten turkey jerky.

I've never used dip (snuff)

I've never caught a fish.

I've never shaved my legs.

I've never siphoned gasoline.

I've never parasailed or hanglided.

I've never ironed a pair of pants.

I've never properly parallel parked a car. I've also never gotten a ticket for being too far from the curb.

I've never started a fire with a single match.

I've never fired a semi-automatic weapon.

Ive never hit a bullseye playing darts.

I've never beaten a single video game.














Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 11:05pm
Originally posted by DarinS. DarinS. wrote:

I've never:
Owned a pair of flip flops
Been arrested
Had a kid (accused once but DNA ruled it out)
Been Scuba Diving
Parachuted
Been Surfing (I live close to the beach)



Have you lived in Southern California your entire life? No flip flops This is more shocking than never tasting coffee before- I get the no surfing- I've only been body surfing, and I've lived here since day one......no flip flops- I think you might be breaking the law.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 11:08pm
I'm going to go out on a limb Bob- and add another to your list
I've never sold drugs.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 11:11pm
No bullseye- have you only played one time? How the F*~k do you do that?


Posted By: robroy
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 11:24pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

I've never eaten shrimp, lobster, or any of the other insects which live underwater .

I've never seen the following movies :
- fast and furious 1-17
- the matrix
- lord of the rings

I've never flown over an ocean.

I've never skateboarded even kind of like a human being -( - but in middle school I was really good at carrying and sitting on one I bought at wal-mart)

I've never eaten turkey jerky.

I've never used dip (snuff)

I've never caught a fish.

I've never shaved my legs.

I've never siphoned gasoline.

I've never parasailed or hanglided.

I've never ironed a pair of pants.

I've never properly parallel parked a car. I've also never gotten a ticket for being too far from the curb.

I've never started a fire with a single match.

I've never fired a semi-automatic weapon.

Ive never hit a bullseye playing darts.

I've never beaten a single video game.




Bob; When you're out for denimbruin next, all of it, my treat.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 1:05am
Holy-crap, no coffee!! ide had 9 spoon fulls before 7.30am, its a basic necessity just to function as a human being.
Originally posted by DarinS. DarinS. wrote:


Been Surfing (I live close to the beach)

Im a really weak swimmer (i can run/cycle all day long just can't swim particularly strongly) Once upon a time i was in south american at some surfing mecca, got carried away and bought a body-board. Too embarrassed to run with Z-Boys types i waited until the beach was deserted, coincidentally this was when a huge storm was brewing Confused and only the hardest of core surfers remained near the rocks, "nows my chance to practice" i thought, i stayed well clear of the of the z-boys probably half a mile down the beach (lady-soul was busy sleeping off a Caipirinah induced hangover). Paddled out in the rain and waited for a wave when all of a sudden i was lifted a good 20' in the air, saw the horizon disappear, looked down and saw the sand at the sea bottom being dragged up (this was going to hurt) long story short, it was the closest ive been to death, i was wrapped up in some washing machine type waves with nobody to hear me scream, eventually i managed to drag myself out the sea and sat under a palm tree counting my blessings/fingers, the pressure in my face was unbearable and then i heard a loud pop like your ears popping on a plane but it came from my face and seawater came gushing out of my nasal cavity, there must have been half a cup full.
A street kid came up to me and said "are you ok" Yes, only just, cool do you want to buy some crack?
True story.
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:


I've never ironed a pair of pants.

I've never ironed anything Bob Embarrassed
Originally posted by HP Sauce HP Sauce wrote:


Oh, and I've never wittingly ingested hard drugs. 

The old Rohypnol eh?

Due to a period of prolonged (lets call it) "youthfull exhuberance" i can't visit America as a tourist using our 'Visa Waiver Program' Ouch heady times those early to mid 90's



Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 1:43am
Originally posted by eastwest eastwest wrote:

impressive read OO, my wife has a lot in common with you!
Never read the bible

She sounds like a very fine woman eastwest! a keeper.

Ive never read the bible either, sang the national anthem or recited the lords prayer.

I just don't know the words...


Posted By: eastwest
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 2:28am
I do have a copy The Jerry and if will power alone doesn't cut it I will read it. Funny thing was shortly after the initial hype about his book he was pap'd smoking outside a TV studio. "Do as I say".

DarinS, wish I had that stubborn will power, get it in waves but it's not a permanent fixture in my make up. Good for you man!

OO, your heady influenced US visa line did raise a smile between sips of my second cup of coffee. Let alone the surfs up story.

Bob: No shellfish? BBQ prawns?



Posted By: DarinS.
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 5:22am
Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:



Have you lived in Southern California your entire life? No flip flops This is more shocking than never tasting coffee before- I get the no surfing- I've only been body surfing, and I've lived here since day one......no flip flops- I think you might be breaking the law.


True story, no flip flops ever. I lived here is Southern California most of my life with, with a stint living in Bridgeport in Mono County, South Lake Tahoe, and Topaz Nevada when I was younger. Lived in Central America for about six months, and Italy for about the same. Flip flops are worn here in the most inappropriate settings like slightly upscale restaurants and I refuse to participate.  


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Posted By: Denimetc
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 5:40am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Bumping a neglected old thread.... Ive never

Owned a smart-phone

Never been on a stag night

Never kept a denim-dairy Evil Smile

Never written my CV or been to a job interview

Never seen a football match

Never watched... Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Friends, Game of Thrones, The Sapranos, Sex in the City, Sherlock, The Office, Lost, The Wire, ect ect.....ect

Never mistakenly sent a photo of my own genitals to a co-worker

Ive never been to a Starbucks, Nero's, or Costa Coffee

Never been on facebook

Never used the word 'jawnz' or the term 'sick fadez'

Never tied a tie

Never purchased anything from the i-tunes store

On the flip i have been off my face at least 3000 times more than shorty



Done all of the above... except the genitals selfie thing - at least not mistakenly!


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Posted By: spork141
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 5:46am
THis thread should have shut down with 00's post because I cant beat "I never tied a tie"

umm....I never attended jury duty?


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 5:58am
I've been to paradise, but i've never been to me!!

I've never been to a Nando's, or a Harvester


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Posted By: HP Sauce
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 6:31am
Bob Dale, DarinS:  I salute you both as America's last bulwarks against complete depravity.
 
00, no rohypnal.  Someone thought it would be amusing to see what would happen if they slipped a tab of LSD into my drink without my knowing.  The results scared the bleep out of them and me.  I recall seeing an iron morph into an angry penguin and a lot of crazy stuff happening with the walls and ceilings.
 
Rather than take me to the hospital, the guys dumped me on my parents' front porch.  Luckily, the M&P just thought I'd had too many Mai Tai cocktails.
 
Needless to say, I treat irons with a certain wary respect today and have never, ever felt tempted to experiment with pharmaceuticals. 


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Posted By: dudewuttheheck
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 7:47am
Originally posted by DarinS. DarinS. wrote:

Originally posted by Sansome Sansome wrote:



Have you lived in Southern California your entire life? No flip flops This is more shocking than never tasting coffee before- I get the no surfing- I've only been body surfing, and I've lived here since day one......no flip flops- I think you might be breaking the law.


True story, no flip flops ever. I lived here is Southern California most of my life with, with a stint living in Bridgeport in Mono County, South Lake Tahoe, and Topaz Nevada when I was younger. Lived in Central America for about six months, and Italy for about the same. Flip flops are worn here in the most inappropriate settings like slightly upscale restaurants and I refuse to participate.  


It's quite annoying. I have flip flops for walking just outside my house and when I will not be getting out of my car. Otherwise, I refuse to wear them.

I've never smoked weed, which apparently makes me very strange in my age group here in Cali...


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 8:42am
ive never used the word Cali- for California- but I understand if you listened to NY rappers growing up- or your not originally from California......I totally get not liking flip flops- but at least you have owned a pair living here.....as for the no smoking the Devils weed- I get that too, it's not for everyone- it's a little strange, but not really.


Posted By: volvo
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 8:45am
I've never owned a non Volvo car, how surprisingly.



Posted By: dudewuttheheck
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 8:46am
There are just too many syllables. I can't be bothered to say or type the all

It's not like I'm against it, I just have no desire to try it. I don't drink a lot either... Maybe I'm just boring.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 8:53am
Originally posted by dudewuttheheck dudewuttheheck wrote:

There are just too many syllables. I can't be bothered to say or type the all

It's not like I'm against it, I just have no desire to try it. I don't drink a lot either... Maybe I'm just boring.


I'll sign off on all those reasons


Posted By: haler
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 11:49am
This is a great thread.  Thinking about what I have to add, from the mundane to the preposterous.

I have never:

Spent the the night in the hospital, as a patient. 

Spent the night in a jail cell, as a prisoner.

Spent the night in the belly of a whale, as a fictional character from a book of dubious morality lectures.


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Posted By: dudewuttheheck
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 12:08pm
That last one sounds pretty exciting, actually.

I've never slept in an airport.

I've never shot a gun.

I've never understood why people like 3sixteen and Rogue Territory so much


Posted By: smoothsailor
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 12:43pm
great thread,
never tattooed a sole of a foot [pretty much every other body part]
never owned RRL, Roy, Warehouse.
never rode a Harly
never snorted coke
never been to KFC
never rode a fixed gear bike
never "liked" a cat picture



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dislectic


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 5:00pm
I've never been the receiver in penetrative anal sex.

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Helixing my inner beanie


Posted By: robroy
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 5:23pm
I've never seen a picture of Maynard.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 9:17pm
Originally posted by robroy robroy wrote:

I've never seen a picture of Maynard.


You've seen him before- U just didn't know it- He's Arthur fonzarelli- please respect his privacy- we all know his as Maynard.


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 9:41pm
I've never wanted a 'multiquote' feature more than I do right now .

SANSOME -- correct ! Never sold drugs. As far as darts , I'm okay with a lack of mastery in most areas. I played right field every season i was in litttle league because I'm quite poorly coordinated and rather un-athletic. Also darts are friggin hard . My aim , while true, is pisspoor.

ROBROY -- I'm in , I assume all of it would take place on some sort of private jet or something

Again -- multi quote would be excellent

00- perma press and tumble press ftw!!

HP Sauce -- that's scary !



Haler -- ill edit my initial post in light of the fact I'm sensitive- likely in a minority in being more sensitive than many , but criticizing religion/religious texts creates a contentious environment I think most here would rather not exist



Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:11am
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

I've never been the receiver in penetrative anal sex.


Well..there goes my plans for Saturday night Unhappy


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:36am
I said "I never have", not "I never will"...

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Helixing my inner beanie


Posted By: CSL
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 7:22am
Originally posted by smoothsailor smoothsailor wrote:

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never "liked" a cat picture



I have never not "liked" a cat picture.


Posted By: shredwin_206
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 10:09am
I've never:

Driven a manual car
Parallel parked
Smoked crack
Been in jail
Gotten a ticket
Owned or seen the original Liberty CPO
Understood all the hype with CSF. I get that people are into it, I just don't care for it at all



Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 11:14am
I've never- not lived with females, my entire 46 years on the planet.


Posted By: smoothsailor
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 12:54pm
good eye CSL, I don't press the like button when I see a cat picture. Damn dislect I am

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Posted By: CSL
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 1:12pm
Actually I wasn't critiquing your grammar, SmoothSailor. I meant I literally like every cat pic I see. I'm that pathetic....


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:09pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

I've never wanted a 'multiquote' feature more than I do right now .

SANSOME -- correct ! Never sold drugs. As far as darts , I'm okay with a lack of mastery in most areas. I played right field every season i was in litttle league because I'm quite poorly coordinated and rather un-athletic. Also darts are friggin hard . My aim , while true, is pisspoor.

ROBROY -- I'm in , I assume all of it would take place on some sort of private jet or something

Again -- multi quote would be excellent

00- perma press and tumble press ftw!!

HP Sauce -- that's scary !



Haler -- ill edit my initial post in light of the fact I'm sensitive- likely in a minority in being more sensitive than many , but criticizing religion/religious texts creates a contentious environment I think most here would rather not exist

one time I played- get a bullseye for action with my lady- get 5 darts to make it......I think it was in the bag already- I had to ask to re-up a few times unti I think on the 10th or 11th dart- I got the prize......perhaps you should up the stakes- then maybe- you can make the shot......and never play with rubbish darts


Posted By: Joseph Hill
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 6:25pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:

ROBROY -- I'm in , I assume all of it would take place on some sort of private jet or something




Presumably Jeffrey Epstein's private jet.


I have never been on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet.

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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 9:55pm
Never clapped while watching a sporting event on TV- I overheard my cousin across the street- clapping to a baseball game......and I know many others that do.


Posted By: A_See
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 1:19am
I can be one of those people Sansome but Baseball is the only team sport I am into enough that you'll catch me clapping or hooting while watching.

I've never been good at meeting new people.
I've never traveled through the American South West.
I've never been arrested or convicted of a crime (though I have spent an uncomfortable hour in the back of a police cruiser)



Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 11:40am
I don't knock it- if I lived in or grew up in the Bay Area- things might be different- I can see if I put a wager on a game- that might change things as well. My father had Anaheim Angels season ticket from like 1980-1990.....I went to at least 80/100 games it would seem...... I've seen Reggie Jackson hit at least 100 home runs- but all he did was swing for the fence- so I probably seen him strike out 200 times.


Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 6:41pm
Interesting thread!

I've never been outside of the airport in either California or NY
I've never had a good time with mushrooms
I've never been monolingual
I've never knowingly not owned a passport
I've never strapped boards to my feet and gone down the side of a mountain



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Posted By: haler
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 6:03pm
Originally posted by Bob Dale Bob Dale wrote:


Haler -- ill edit my initial post in light of the fact I'm sensitive- likely in a minority in being more sensitive than many , but criticizing religion/religious texts creates a contentious environment I think most here would rather not exist


Bob, didn't catch your initial post.  My post was made in jest, and not a serious poke at any of the religions that share that particular tale.  It was just a smart ass comment not meant to offend.  Apologies.


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 12:49am
I would also like to defend Geppetto, his unscientific branch of rhino-erectile wood-based-eugenics might not be everyones cup of tea but i defend his right to practice, although making a fire inside a  whale does overstep the line in regards to the ethical treatment of animals.


Posted By: Bob Dale
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 6:17am
Haler -- cool man.




Posted By: mr randal
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 11:55pm
I never have typed the word "done" "sone" "some" on a smart phone or pad and had it render correctly.


Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2017 at 10:07pm
I never- refered to my self as a -Alpha male- mostly because I'm not.......but if I was, I still wouldn't say that BS


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2017 at 12:35am
Aye, if you want to know who's really in incharge just ask your kids, i can guarantee the answer wont be you.


Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2017 at 12:38am
Time for men to fight for equality! Wink

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Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2017 at 1:03am
"You may be an alpha male but I'm a beta man than you". (Maynard Friedman, July 2017)

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Helixing my inner beanie


Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2017 at 1:06am


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Posted By: Sansome
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2017 at 9:44am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Aye, if you want to know who's really in incharge just ask your kids, i can guarantee the answer wont be you.

I don't even have to ask- living with 3 females....I sure is shit- ain't the boss.
Maynard- if today was my last day- at least I could say that I was there to witness- one of the great quotes in history


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 12:24pm
Never been to the gym.
Muscles, aggression, steroids, lycra, words of encouragement and the smell of sweat just never appealed.


Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 1:20pm
I was at the gym yesterday and saw some guy kiss his biceps. I shit you not.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 1:41pm
Having never been my entire opinion is based upon the Rocky films of the late 70,s and early 80,s so i do believe you.


Posted By: Dr_Heech
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 1:48pm
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

I was at the gym yesterday and saw some guy kiss his biceps. I shit you not.


Well at least they were his own, and not yours   



Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 2:52pm
It's worse than that now. It's over preened over pumped guys slinking around and gazing at themselves in mirrors.

Thank god we're not like that at all 😉

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Posted By: Slimstraight
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 3:39pm
I'm sure there's a weight lifting forum somewhere laughing at people who post pictures of their pants  online for others to discuss.


Posted By: shredwin_206
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 4:09pm
Y’all don’t squat or deadlift in your raws? That’s how you get the best fades ;)


Posted By: The Librarian
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 5:22pm
Where's Bandit, maybe he can negotiate a truce between the denim nerds and weightlifting bros.


Posted By: illumin8em
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2017 at 7:20pm
Originally posted by The Librarian The Librarian wrote:

Where's Bandit, maybe he can negotiate a truce between the denim nerds and weightlifting bros.


Arizona by the look of it


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2017 at 1:04pm
I never managed to do a Rubik's Cube Ouch


Posted By: Flash
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2017 at 1:21pm
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

I never managed to do a Rubik's Cube Ouch

i never could be bothered 


Posted By: Inimitable N!
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2017 at 3:20pm
Originally posted by shredwin_206 shredwin_206 wrote:

Y’all don’t squat or deadlift in your raws? That’s how you get the best fades ;)
heck, I do both but not while wearing denim... my last gym actually had a "no jeans/no boots" policy, but I suspect that was due to guys showing up in oversized "droopy drawers" and timbs vs some bro showing up in an LVC & RW combo... Stern Smile


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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2017 at 1:34pm
Ive never been to a horse race, dog race or bookmakers.


Posted By: Iron Horse
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2017 at 5:01pm
^^^

Never met a bad habit that didn't like me!




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Posted By: Ben
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2017 at 8:54pm
Originally posted by Slimstraight Slimstraight wrote:

I'm sure there's a weight lifting forum somewhere laughing at people who post pictures of their pants  online for others to discuss.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160636241" rel="nofollow - https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160636241


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2017 at 10:57pm
^Brilliant! well found Ben.

Clap


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2017 at 12:33am
You must remember that it's the Fedora Lounge they're talking about here - I think I might even agree with a few of those comments!

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Posted By: dudewuttheheck
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2017 at 1:02am
The hat section of the Fedora Lounge is a bit extreme.

That said, I wonder if any of those body builders can comprehend the irony they are spewing.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2017 at 1:10am
Its hillarious they've got more headless torso's than Grindr Embarrassed

Its true what they say tho, i tried to +rep one of them and my phone pinged, looks like my weekend of chemsex is sorted!


Posted By: dudewuttheheck
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2017 at 1:26am
Originally posted by Double 0 Soul Double 0 Soul wrote:

Its hillarious they've got more headless torso's than Grindr Embarrassed

Its true what they say tho, i tried to +rep one of them and my phone pinged, looks like my weekend of chemsex is sorted!

I was going to ask how you know that, but I've decided against thatWink


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 17 Jan 2018 at 12:28am
Thanks to good old british reserve ive never...

seen anybody taking a photograph of food served to them in a restaurant
"For this food we are about to receive may facebook, instagram and superfuture be truly thankful... Amen"

Ive never seen anybody using a selfie-stick


Posted By: propellerbeanie
Date Posted: 17 Jan 2018 at 1:17am
I'll play...

I've never gotten a tattoo.
I've never driven a manual car.
I've never been to North or South America.

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Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 28 May 2019 at 3:12am
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

I was at the gym yesterday and saw some guy kiss his biceps. I shit you not.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48396071" rel="nofollow - Mossman-Pacey Paradox .... We had this one figured


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Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 28 May 2019 at 3:26am
I’m sure there are men who want to make themselves appear more ‘attractive’ (to either men or women, or perhaps both) by bulking up via the aid of steroids who have no desire to father children, in whose case, there is no paradox.

For the others, that’s natural selection at its finest.

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Posted By: smoothsailor
Date Posted: 28 May 2019 at 5:00am
I'm sure there is some kind of medicine for Mossman pacey paradox

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Posted By: CSL
Date Posted: 28 May 2019 at 10:51am
I wonder if natural testosterone boosters (herbal) have the same effect?


Posted By: BlueTrain
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2019 at 8:54am
I've never been to Spain but I kinda like the music. But I've been to Oklahoma, in 1965 it was.


Posted By: Double 0 Soul
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 1:31am
Never owned a pair of SC-47's without arc's and tab

..which makes me think, how much are Levi's-esque red tab and arcs worth to you?

SC-47's £118, NOS £185 = £67

Sugarcane's aside, would i pay an extra £67 on top of the cost of my jeans for red tab + arcs?
Yes! in a heartbeat, i would happily pay more, more still in the case of CSF Wacko


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Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 5:45am
I'm a sucker for a tab. Not so much arcs. That little rectangle of colour makes all the difference to me.

While not having a tab isn't a dealbreaker if i come across a bargain, I would invariably move or add tabs as neccessary, but given the choice- tabs & arcs YES!


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Posted By: killer b
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 6:09am
Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

I would invariably move or add tabs as neccessary
I recently bought mrs B some de-tagged 701s off ebay, and would like to attach a tab - how would you normally do this? looks like a fiddly job...


Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 6:39am
Selvedge is usually a deal breaker for me as I have to cut it off then overlock the raw edges by hand.

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Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 9:02am
Originally posted by killer b killer b wrote:

Originally posted by Mr Black Mr Black wrote:

I would invariably move or add tabs as neccessary
I recently bought mrs B some de-tagged 701s off ebay, and would like to attach a tab - how would you normally do this? looks like a fiddly job...


Assuming the tag had been cut off

1: unpick pocket thread & remove remnants of old tab
2: find new tab
3: put new tab in place
4: Look for right colour thread
5: Can't find the right colour thread
6: nip out to haberdashers
7: spend 30 mins deliberating about what thread to use
8: buy nearest thread possible
9: thread up the machine
10: machine jams
11. Spend 2 hours trying to get the machine working properly with that thread
12: Sew in new tab
13: unpick stitching cos your sewing skills are shite
14: repeat step 12
15: repeat step 13
16: Think 'Fuck it, that'll do. if anyone's staring at my bum hard enough to detect that the stitch length/colour on my right pocket isn't an exact match, then I probably have bigger things to worry about'.


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Posted By: Maynard Fried-San
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 9:21am
I think most Bros would bypass the machine step and simply bang out a quick handjob.

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Posted By: Mr Black
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 9:23am
Why do it with your hands when someone's developed a perfectly good machine that does it more efficiently?


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Posted By: Duke
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2019 at 3:52pm
Originally posted by Maynard Fried-San Maynard Fried-San wrote:

I think most Bros would bypass the machine step and simply bang out a quick handjob.




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Posted By: Duke
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2019 at 2:33pm
I never realised that a full life was empty without a baby
… and so it follows
I never realised days could have more than 24h in them

I never understood the need for fashion (yet I must follow fashion - of some kind)
I never went beyond UK borders until I was I my 20's … then I found it difficult to get back … what a wonderful world
I never have ever been caught shoplifting
I never had coffee until I travelled beyond aforementioned UK borders - now I would be very unhappy to not have good coffee (which is not filter, cafetiere or some other miscreation)
I never have managed to swim
(Even as a child) I never agreed (with) or accepted the bible (all variants are included) or any other 'holy' book regardless of religion
I never have ever lost a fight
I never have vomited whilst shitting simultaneously (despite the effort)




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Posted By: eastwest
Date Posted: 17 Jul 2019 at 1:07am
you’ve got to be in the majority on the last one, surely. The lady numbers in your house are growing Duke, you’ll learn to lose a fight.

Care to expand on the difficult to return to the UK part?



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