Its 'on trend' apparently
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Iron Horse
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Be careful what you wish for, this is what some places in my neck of the woods looks like: |
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Double 0 Soul
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The problem as i see it is... everyone is on a single level, now im
not one of them highfalutin 'route planners' but im sure we would be
better off with a multi-level approach, i appreciate that traditional building materials like concrete and
tarmac would be impractical so i would propose something similar to Scalextric. We could combat the waste plastics
floating around in our oceans by collecting it all up in a giant sieve
and recycling it into sections of track, the seasalt needn't be a
byproduct because it be incorporated into the compound as a
de-icer for the colder months. When a section of track becomes worn
out or damaged just pull it apart and shove a fresh section in, everyone
would be going the same speed (ultra-fast) and on a preset course so no
chance of collisions and even in worst case scenarios we can just have a
loop the loop down to the next section. As our
population grows we can build it higher and even though the folks at
higher altitude would have much further to travel they needn't worry about
being late for work because their watch will have slowed down due to kinematic time dilation.
He he!
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Double 0 Soul
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Aaarh! Gmail updated to their newest version yesterday with some very unpleasant new features, ive just has the first post-update email from a friend regarding sunshine, spending time with the kids and all good things, gmails new reply feature has already scanned the incoming email and filled in my response via proxy. I have the choice of "I agree with you" "Have a great time" or "Very funny" I don't have to take them up on their generous offer of course, i can do it myself if i could only bear to communicate with friends.... fuck, im going to ask Alexa to contribute to denimbro in future cos i can't be arsed
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Iron Horse
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Are they customizable? If so, everyone's going to start getting my "Cool story, bro" auto-replies.
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Maynard Fried-San
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^^ I’d imagine that email isn’t even from a ‘friend’ but more likely an auto-generated one from a new Hotmail function or something similar.
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Double 0 Soul
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I agree with you, Very funny
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Double 0 Soul
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I was trying to make toasty soldiers last Saturday and the handle on the
toaster wouldn't stay down, i sorted it with an improvised fish slice,
using a tin of beans as a weight... It was only £7 from argos and we've
had it for 12 years so we've had our monies worth. I thought i would get
a new one in the black Friday shenanigans, having never bought a
toaster before i thought i'd better be prepared and had a peruse online. WTF! terrible DJ and TV presenter Fearne Cotton is now a 'celebrity toaster designer' Its 'on trend' apparently |
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Maynard Fried-San
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She also hosts a Radio 2 show on Sunday nights at 7pm. I heard about 10 minutes in the car recently and turned it off before the temptation to drive into an HGV overwhelmed me. If you think her toaster’s bad, just give her droning, whining show a spin!
PS just get a classic Dualit toaster. |
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Double 0 Soul
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We used to have one but the timer dial stuck and burned the element out, it was only just out of guarantee, i know you can buy replacement parts buy my annoyance resulted in "fuck it, just buy a cheap toaster"
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