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Double 0 Soul
whiskered anonymous Joined: 14 Feb 2013 Location: Yonder Status: Offline Points: 42996 |
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Top 3 hastily chosen weapons for battling squirrels that are trying to hibernate in your roof space.
1- Badminton Racquet 2- Catapult 3- Poking Stick |
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Good call 00. When in Northern lands I tend to reach for the same brands. Love an ice cold and completely tasteless can of Fosters! As peasant lager as it gets... |
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Double 0 Soul
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Top 3 Middle class kitchen injuries
1- Avocado stoners hand 2- Mezzaluna finger 3- Mandolin knuckle |
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Top 3 festive wants:
1 - Short inlaw visits 2 - Youngest to sleep beyond 5:30am 3 - Annual Slab of Rocky Road not being dished out to the above |
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Maynard Fried-San
whiskered anonymous Joined: 21 Jan 2012 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 17210 |
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How could you omit burnt Aga hand?
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Helixing my inner beanie
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Double 0 Soul
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Top 3 Middle class burn injuries?
1) Burnt Aga hand 2) Creme brulee blowtorch beard fire 3) Baked Camembert palate blistering |
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Maynard Fried-San
whiskered anonymous Joined: 21 Jan 2012 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 17210 |
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Ironic deep fat fryer splash back.
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Helixing my inner beanie
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Flash
whiskered anonymous Joined: 29 Aug 2012 Location: Belfast , UK Status: Offline Points: 12432 |
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Where would constant weld splatter burns rate in the class system ?
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HP Sauce
whiskered anonymous Joined: 15 Jan 2017 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4940 |
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Filed under archival middle class culinary injuries (that never really died in steak-loving Alberta, Canada): |
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Mr Black
whiskered anonymous Joined: 08 Feb 2012 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 15129 |
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I was waiting for one of them to at least cut a finger off.
'Can you use any knife to cut your finger off or does it have to be a chopping knife?' |
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