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Double 0 Soul
whiskered anonymous Joined: 14 Feb 2013 Location: Yonder Status: Offline Points: 42996 |
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Holy-crap, no coffee!! ide had 9 spoon fulls before 7.30am, its a basic necessity just to function as a human being.
Im a really weak swimmer (i can run/cycle all day long just can't swim particularly strongly) Once upon a time i was in south american at some surfing mecca, got carried away and bought a body-board. Too embarrassed to run with Z-Boys types i waited until the beach was deserted, coincidentally this was when a huge storm was brewing and only the hardest of core surfers remained near the rocks, "nows my chance to practice" i thought, i stayed well clear of the of the z-boys probably half a mile down the beach (lady-soul was busy sleeping off a Caipirinah induced hangover). Paddled out in the rain and waited for a wave when all of a sudden i was lifted a good 20' in the air, saw the horizon disappear, looked down and saw the sand at the sea bottom being dragged up (this was going to hurt) long story short, it was the closest ive been to death, i was wrapped up in some washing machine type waves with nobody to hear me scream, eventually i managed to drag myself out the sea and sat under a palm tree counting my blessings/fingers, the pressure in my face was unbearable and then i heard a loud pop like your ears popping on a plane but it came from my face and seawater came gushing out of my nasal cavity, there must have been half a cup full. A street kid came up to me and said "are you ok" Yes, only just, cool do you want to buy some crack? True story.
I've never ironed anything Bob
The old Rohypnol eh? Due to a period of prolonged (lets call it) "youthfull exhuberance" i can't visit America as a tourist using our 'Visa Waiver Program' heady times those early to mid 90's |
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Double 0 Soul
whiskered anonymous Joined: 14 Feb 2013 Location: Yonder Status: Offline Points: 42996 |
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She sounds like a very fine woman eastwest! a keeper. Ive never read the bible either, sang the national anthem or recited the lords prayer. I just don't know the words... |
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eastwest
whiskered Joined: 03 Oct 2014 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 1104 |
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I do have a copy The Jerry and if will power alone doesn't cut it I will read it. Funny thing was shortly after the initial hype about his book he was pap'd smoking outside a TV studio. "Do as I say".
DarinS, wish I had that stubborn will power, get it in waves but it's not a permanent fixture in my make up. Good for you man! OO, your heady influenced US visa line did raise a smile between sips of my second cup of coffee. Let alone the surfs up story. Bob: No shellfish? BBQ prawns? |
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DarinS.
whiskered Joined: 11 Feb 2017 Location: San Diego Status: Offline Points: 1676 |
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True story, no flip flops ever. I lived here is Southern California most of my life with, with a stint living in Bridgeport in Mono County, South Lake Tahoe, and Topaz Nevada when I was younger. Lived in Central America for about six months, and Italy for about the same. Flip flops are worn here in the most inappropriate settings like slightly upscale restaurants and I refuse to participate. |
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Denimetc
whiskered anonymous Joined: 24 Oct 2013 Location: 60N Status: Offline Points: 8991 |
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Done all of the above... except the genitals selfie thing - at least not mistakenly! |
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Too much Denim - too little time...
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whiskered Joined: 11 Feb 2013 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 3959 |
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THis thread should have shut down with 00's post because I cant beat "I never tied a tie"
umm....I never attended jury duty?
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Mr Black
whiskered anonymous Joined: 08 Feb 2012 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 15129 |
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I've been to paradise, but i've never been to me!!
I've never been to a Nando's, or a Harvester |
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HP Sauce
whiskered anonymous Joined: 15 Jan 2017 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4940 |
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Bob Dale, DarinS: I salute you both as America's last bulwarks against complete depravity.
00, no rohypnal. Someone thought it would be amusing to see what would happen if they slipped a tab of LSD into my drink without my knowing. The results scared the bleep out of them and me. I recall seeing an iron morph into an angry penguin and a lot of crazy stuff happening with the walls and ceilings. Rather than take me to the hospital, the guys dumped me on my parents' front porch. Luckily, the M&P just thought I'd had too many Mai Tai cocktails. Needless to say, I treat irons with a certain wary respect today and have never, ever felt tempted to experiment with pharmaceuticals.
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whiskered Joined: 25 Sep 2016 Location: OC Status: Offline Points: 8626 |
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It's quite annoying. I have flip flops for walking just outside my house and when I will not be getting out of my car. Otherwise, I refuse to wear them. I've never smoked weed, which apparently makes me very strange in my age group here in Cali... |
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Sansome
ADMIN Joined: 20 Jan 2012 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 14492 |
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ive never used the word Cali- for California- but I understand if you listened to NY rappers growing up- or your not originally from California......I totally get not liking flip flops- but at least you have owned a pair living here.....as for the no smoking the Devils weed- I get that too, it's not for everyone- it's a little strange, but not really.
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